Monday, February 8, 2010

Hey Sagan You Want to Say Something?

No.

(Showing a picture)

Say what you think this means.

Me say it?

No, um

What do you want me to say?

The robot is destroying the city, he is sucking the truck into his legs, he has a belt that has weapons on it, bombs, more bombs, laser, and table, and a kid is stuck under there, and the sewer, on a table, and one cloud, because he destroyed all the clouds.

And Eagle Man comes out to fight the robot.

Friday, February 5, 2010

Deep Thoughts...

I ate a lot of sopa!

And...I'm full now.

Wednesday, February 3, 2010

Toast?

Toast!

I like Toast!

Tuesday, February 2, 2010

Why are old people so old?

Um...

Um...

Trees?

What about trees?

They have roots?

Can we...but mommy?

Yes?

When we get to Pa's, can we buy some pizza first? Because I was going to be hungry and that will be a very long time.

I'm not going to have the car, so we can't go for pizza unless we go with Auntie Ann. Can we eat at the restaurant at Pa's house?

Okay.

Why are there so many old people there? And some grown-ups? Why?

Because it's a home for old people. Pa didn't move there until he was old, and those other people didn't either.

Does that make sense?

Yeah.

...Chloe says:

"MORE MULF!!!"

"MORE FROG!!!

Monday, February 1, 2010

Public Education: your tax dollars at work

Juan: "What's that paper in your folder?"

Sagan: "I don't know!"

Juan: "It's Martin Luther King!"

Sagan: "He's the one who got shot in the head with a bullet! And then he became President of the United States!"

Juan: "No! He didn't become President! They killed him because he was the nicest man in the world!"

Sagan: "You know, he can hear everything you are saying right now!"

Juan: "How?"

Sagan: "Because he is a ghost! Right THERE, right THERE, and right THERE!"

Juan: "If he's a ghost, then how come he's not haunting me?"

Let's Ask Chloe!

If you don't want to talk, Sagan, let's ask Chloe.

Chloe?

HAPPY TO YOU!

HAPPY BIRD DAY TO YOU!

HAPPY TO YOU!

Hey, Hey, Sagan, what do you say?

(Sniff)

That's not a word, honey

You're really not going to say anything?

Ummm...

Mommy? Can Daddy make some scooters?

I don't know what that means

A scooter, scooter, scooter!

Is that food?

No!

A scooter!

Sagan has left the room