Sagan's Blog

Hey Sagan You Want to Say Something?

2010-02-08T19:11:00.000-08:00

No.

(Showing a picture)

Say what you think this means.

Me say it?

No, um

What do you want me to say?

The robot is destroying the city, he is sucking the truck into his legs, he has a belt that has weapons on it, bombs, more bombs, laser, and table, and a kid is stuck under there, and the sewer, on a table, and one cloud, because he destroyed all the clouds.

And Eagle Man comes out to fight the robot.

Deep Thoughts...

2010-02-05T15:19:00.001-08:00

I ate a lot of sopa!

And...I'm full now.

Toast?

2010-02-03T14:25:00.000-08:00

Toast!

I like Toast!

Why are old people so old?

2010-02-02T20:06:00.000-08:00

Um...

Um...

Trees?

What about trees?

They have roots?

Can we...but mommy?

Yes?

When we get to Pa's, can we buy some pizza first? Because I was going to be hungry and that will be a very long time.

I'm not going to have the car, so we can't go for pizza unless we go with Auntie Ann. Can we eat at the restaurant at Pa's house?

Okay.

Why are there so many old people there? And some grown-ups? Why?

Because it's a home for old people. Pa didn't move there until he was old, and those other people didn't either.

Does that make sense?

Yeah.

...Chloe says:

"MORE MULF!!!"

"MORE FROG!!!

Public Education: your tax dollars at work

2010-02-01T18:41:00.000-08:00

Juan: "What's that paper in your folder?"

Sagan: "I don't know!"

Juan: "It's Martin Luther King!"

Sagan: "He's the one who got shot in the head with a bullet! And then he became President of the United States!"

Juan: "No! He didn't become President! They killed him because he was the nicest man in the world!"

Sagan: "You know, he can hear everything you are saying right now!"

Juan: "How?"

Sagan: "Because he is a ghost! Right THERE, right THERE, and right THERE!"

Juan: "If he's a ghost, then how come he's not haunting me?"

Let's Ask Chloe!

2010-02-01T14:10:00.000-08:00

If you don't want to talk, Sagan, let's ask Chloe.

Chloe?

HAPPY TO YOU!

HAPPY BIRD DAY TO YOU!

HAPPY TO YOU!

Hey, Hey, Sagan, what do you say?

2010-02-01T13:42:00.000-08:00

(Sniff)

That's not a word, honey

You're really not going to say anything?

Ummm...

Mommy? Can Daddy make some scooters?

I don't know what that means

A scooter, scooter, scooter!

Is that food?

No!

A scooter!

Sagan has left the room

What is it Mommy?

2008-01-24T18:21:00.000-08:00

I want to do some blogging for your blog and tell the world what you think.

What do you think?

I want to say, I want to say I want you to have a light.

That's very nice.

And I want everybody to have a chair and a window and a floor and a wallet and a book and a table and a butterfly and a plastic butterfly and so I want them to have a metal skeleton and a computer, a boy computer, and then so I want them to have the cards and so, money,

Mommy, wait. I have to go to the bathroom.

Ok, tell me more thoughts.

I want them to have , um, buttons. No, I want them to have a rectangle hole, so you can give daddy coffee and a little rectangle hole so you can give coffee to your daddy when he's in the car and so that's it. That's it mommy.

Thanks honey.

I want to do more, the same one. I want to say everybody has earplugs, and wallets, and cards, and phones, and paper, and then forts, and then curtains, and then jars, cookie jars, and I want everybody to have a baby, a beautiful baby, and stones, and the skeleton, and the treasure, and the pine cones, and a seashell, and then a square rock and a little tiny trophy, and another skeleton, and then a rock, and then another stone, and then another stone and another stone and so a phone. And then a nickel. And a band-aid. and a toothbrush, and that's it.

Now can you read me the story of that computer that I read on the computer? Can we do that now?

Ok honey.

Mommy I got a cough.

(after listening)

I said I got a cough too. I said it on that computer. I said it.

Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Batman smells, the Joker played ballet.

Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Batman smells, the Joker played ballet. Hey.

Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Batman smells, the Joker played ballet. Hey.

Yogurt

2007-11-09T15:05:00.000-08:00

Where did you go earlier?

Yes but I went to get yogurt. (Singing) oh sweet baby, oh sweet baby, oh sweet baby.

What do you want to say?

I want to say underpants and chairs and phones and mouses and pink building and hats and butts and s and p p y. And paper. And crumbled up balls of paper.

How about telling us what you think?

I'm just checking my dinosaurs for them to be safe and mousy doesn't knock them over. (Singing) oh sweet baby, oh sweet baby, oh sweet baby.

But I want some applesauce. I want some applesauce mommy. I want some applesauce. Please can I have some applesauce?

(eating raisins and humming) Hummyummyummyumm Ummyummyummyummm, Umn numn yumn numn.

Dinosaurs

2007-11-09T08:25:00.000-08:00

I want to talk about dinosaurs. Mr. Safety. And dinosaurs and power rangers and crayons and mouse and and tape and scissors and hats and shorts and plugs and computers and phones and pink building (John Hancock Building -ed.) and button and table and wall.

Do you want to tell people your thoughts on any of these things?

Yes.

I want to put trees. And paper and balls and laundry and chairs and music and butterflies and curtains and paper and doors and hats and hands, fingers and knees. And lights wheels and cars and circles and yogurt and caps and smelly sock.

Ok. You've said alot of things, but what about those things?

(Long Pause)

I don't know.

(Sagan has left the room).